Posted on 03 January 2017.
Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment
Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun
Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights on Russian Hacking Allegations Read the full story
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Posted on 23 April 2016.
Ted Cruz has recently
given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy.
His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks:
The war on surveillance is motivated purely by an ignoble politics of envy. The fact is, the guys we have monitoring your webcams have bigger dicks than you do; I think we can just take that one as given!
So if you want to squirm and slide around, or dick around (I hardly think it!), or even just go on a full-blown blazing rampage, and create some disreputable orgy of counter-conservative kiss-ass to your enemies, then be my guest! I can take it. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, World News
Posted on 17 April 2015.
Unlike Khomeini-ite Fiqh, TULIP-flavor Calvinism, and other scientific and empirically rigorous political discourses, “nice guy” and “friendzoning” are ideological aberrations that are completely detached from reality.
Still, that didn’t stop Khameini giving it to us one last time:
I mean, there are so many jumpy, rowdy, jerk-off pricks who treat other guys really, really, REALLY badly! And Putin doesn’t mind THEM!
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Posted in Politics, Religionism