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CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you

From our dread and mighty drones

We’ve trained our intel cameras

On every corner of your home

 

But if you submit to the government

Who are fighting for you and me

We’ll grant you an unstrangled neck

Yes, slave, so bow the knee!

 

Image attribution:

By neal whitehouse piper from South West Great Britain, United Kingdom (No drone sign #Glastonbury Festival site 2016) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

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