CIA Hymnbook IV: Oh My Darling CIA


Says in our secret handbook

That the government above

For this world of treasonous pinkos

Sent the CIA with love!


We’re the authors of confusion

With our drones sent down from heaven

They shall hurl no condemnation

Who are no longer among the living!

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Jon Sullivan.

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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