I’ve recently re-released the first volume of my fake news satire compilation series, Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes. More Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes volumes will follow from Spring 2016 onwards. But for now, volume 1, I Shouldn’t Do God, is a somewhat expanded one in comparison to the earlier version of this same first volume of this exciting ongoing series. And it’s free too!
Also, I have recently managed to get Reflections In & Out of Season, the accompanying volume to The Great Flâneur Massacre, brought down to free again too. And as for The Great Flâneur Massacre, this is still 99 cents, or similar in other currencies, depending on the location of the vendor! These latter two books are also available from the same ebook outlets as below. See more information at: http://wallacerunnymede.com/category/ebooks-2/
1. WHY SHOULDN’T I DO GOD?
My recent tribute essay to Charlie Hebdo, serialised on Glossy News. Links to Glossy News originals for each of the instalments here, and links to the Wallace Runnymede republication of the essay here.
2. UNPRECEDENTED VATICAN SCANDAL: GERMAN INFIDEL CANONIZED
The Vatican, like the Pope, should be infallible, but what happens when even infallible institutions slip up the odd time, and canonize people who have no right in hell to such an accolade?
If this is to stand, we might have to canonize other great, virtuous and saintly figures such as:
Buddha, Quetzalcoatl, Sri Krishna, Mungai, Amaterasu, Laozi, Adi Shankara, Hercules, Guru Nanak, the Dalai Lama, Elmer Gantry, Arius, Sabellius, Basilides, Valentinus, Simon Magus, Martin Luther…
3. DALAI LAMA SUES CANON WELBY
The Archbishop of Canterbury commits trademark infringement.
Why, how dare this demonic figure attempt to co-opt the true Buddhist Dharma and water it down with foreign elements. He will turn the world off the path of Enlightenment and defer salvation for all beings, possibly for all eternity!
4. NANSZ E. BELOSI SLAMS BARBARIC VATICAN REGIME
A US politician advocates strong measures to deal with a notorious enemy of the Free World.
Well, I guess there’s nothing less against Christian teaching than making someone feel small and unrecognized.
No, don’t talk to me about Fred Phelps and other typical GOP bigots. They don’t count as Christians anyway, because they attempt to arbitrarily define the boundaries of who is ‘in’ and who is ‘out.’
5. WAHHABIS, SOUTHERN BAPTISTS BAN SIDE BOOB; EPISCOPALIANS UNDECIDED
Religious fundamentalists are rather hostile towards side-boob, but religious moderates are not quite sure at this point what to make of this current phenomenon.
But side boob? This is the absolute Devil’s work, and no-one in our church has condemned it! I mean, there’s no way in hell I can stay in such a cesspool of unadulterated ecclesiastical depravity a moment longer!
Actually, do you know any religions I could join which make a principled stand against side boob?
Scientology, maybe? I hear these guys have an opinion about absolutely everything; and they don’t just bend over, kneel down, turn around and change their minds whenever someone contradicts them!
See more previews tomorrow.
Barnes and Noble:
(Oyster are sunsetting in January 2016. Catch it quick!)
Inktera (Page Foundry):
Also, although links are generally unavailable to Tolino, I can confirm the book is also available at Tolino.