WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — On August 28, 2010, in a jaw-dropping spectacle of blatant bigotry, Fox News racist extraordinaire Glenn Beck, and Sarah Palin, Mrs. White Trash with Money 2010, held a KKK rally today on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream speech“ 47 years ago to the day.
“We have gathered here today to poke every person whoever hoped for equal rights in the United States in the eye,“ declared Beck to a crowd of over 300,000 Crackers. We want America to see what we are and what we stand for, and what a better way to do it than stand on the hallowed ground that marks the spot where Martin Luther King got all them blacks all uppity.”
Beck often spoke in the Right’s cracker code, for example: “For too long, this country has wandered in darkness, and we have wandered in darkness in periods from the beginning.” Translation: The United States is being taken over by African-Americans.
He went on, “It’s time for the Patriots to take back this government from the blue gum mother fucker in the white house that’s trying to take your babies and eat them. This is not God’s way. Remember God said blacks shouldn’t vote and he was right. Look what happened! We got a black Muslim in the White House!“ He spread his arms several times as if overtaken by the divine spirit. You know- like a reverend.
As the 100% white crowd shouted, “USA, USA,” Sarah Palin took the stage and in a fit of finger pointing and instructions to reload and never retreat, but not in a violent way, wink-wink, She said, “You whiteys, who have been given the most opportunity ever given to a group of people in the history of the world, have failed miserably because you’re fucking stupid and now you’re too old and it’s too late. But don’t worry, it‘s the colored people’s fault. THEY’VE been given everything. Jobs, money and extravagant houses. It’s time to take it back!”
“Hey Obama,” she yelled and looked toward the White House. Taking on the tone of a mean, drunk and jilted sorority girl, she screeched, “What you think about a classy bitch like me standing here mocking your so-called dream?” Just then an ominous cloud rolled over, as if the spirit of the dark struggle of the civil rights movement had suddenly awoke and noticed the blasphemy occurring in its name. There was a sudden drop in the excitement level of the crowd.
Noticing this, Palin rallied and began to speak in Cracker code: “We must not fundamentally transform America, as some would want. We must restore America and restore her honor.” Translation: The Civil Rights act is a sham. Transforming America into a tolerant nation will ruin my career. I can’t believe I make millions spouting this racist crap to a bunch of base hateful a**holes. By the way-America has been raped by a gang of ni**ers-we must restore her honor.”
Then she trotted out the image of her son, Track, serving in Afghanistan, once again pimping another family member for her own agenda.