The latest musical scalp to fall to the recent sexual harassment witch-hunt is rugged smokey-voiced crooner Bob Dylan.
Known for such rousing classics as A Hard Rain’s a Gonna Fall, Frog Chorus, Blowing in the Wind, 5-6-7-8, Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door and This is How You Remind Me, brilliant Bob has now found himself on the wrong end of a woman scorned.
Alicia Keys has recently warned half the world:
You want the smoking gun? Well, here it is!
I was thinkin’ ’bout Alicia Keys, couldn’t keep from crying
When she was born in Hell’s Kitchen, I was living down the line
I’m wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be
I been looking for her even clear through TennesseeYeah, cos there’s definitely NOTHING creepy about that one AT ALL!
Hm. Sounds familiar!
Riled by accusations of misogyny, fiery Bob has responded:
WTF? How the hell am I guilty of stalking and harassment, let alone ACTUALY misogyny?! Look, I only wanted someone to do my housework. It’s been YEARS since I’ve had a skivvy clean behind my fridge… Sorry Godfrey! Anyway, at least I didn’t call her a ‘slut,’ like those English folks always do. Now those guys are REAL sexists.
However, social media is notoriously unforgiving.
Please stick to ruining perfectly serviceable Jimi Hendrix riffs next time, Bob!