Just Why, Exactly, Did This Woman Feel the Need For Artificial Insemination?

Yes, this is a picture of the Octomom, aka Nadya Suleman, she of the “cheaper by the dozen” fame, having given birth to the near world’s record of eight live and surviving births all at once.

As you can see from the photo, she definitely looks like a fertile breeding ground. She probably would not have had much trouble getting a real insemination from just about any post-puberty male who is not seriously gay or seriously pelvicly damaged.

That would probably include any male passerby’s on the beach the day the photo was taken who had nothing against a quicky in broad daylight.

Any truly male eye will notice that Ms. Suleman successfully fills the worn bikini to the fullest dimensions for which it was manufactured. And not in a bad way. No, not at all. She has passion ready contours that could very well have graced the pages of any number of men’s magazines which, if her address and phone number were posted along with the pictures, could have resulted in any number of volunteers who would have gladly helped her to cultivate eight fetuses that could then have been harvested in a more timely and orderly fashion.

Of course, whatever natural insemination that could have taken place would probably never have caused the media storm that followed her controversial birth (and birth, and birth and birth times 2) and would also probably have never resulted in eight pregnancies all at once unless the guy happened to be Hercules.

So, instead we are left with a huge, fatherless family who will probably all end up on the public dole in one fashion or another. Sadly, it could probably have been prevented by one horny guy whose penile gratification would have saved us from a lot of trouble and probably would have also done Ms. Suleman a lot of good too.

Oh well, at least she is “famous”.

Author: rfreed

I was born and I died. Being a disembodied entity makes it very cheap for me to get by. Not having to worry about eating or having a place to live gives me a lot of freedom to squander my time writing occasionally funny articles. See more almost funny stuff at http://inyear252509.wordpress.com/

3 thoughts on “Just Why, Exactly, Did This Woman Feel the Need For Artificial Insemination?

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  2. Indeed, Ms.Simone.
    I was not aware of all this background. Thanks for the info.

    I think too that Dr. Kamrava should help pay for all these kids.
    Of course he is probably hiding out somewhere.

    Someone should have stopped her after she already had too many children before the octuplets.

  3. Nadya could not get pregnant by “normal” means. She is infertile, born that way. After she got married, she found out she could not have children. This made caused her to suffer a very deep depression. She tried in vitro, commonly used to help infertility, & it failed 3 times. She told her father she wanted to die. Her father found Dr. Kamrava, who had invented a new procedure for in vitro fertilization, one that could help women who had tried the earlier method & failed to get pregnant. But by this time Nadya & her husband were separated, & she did not know of any donor to help her. So Dr. Kamrava used whatever donor sperm he had since Nadya was being used as an “experimental” patient. And this time it worked for her… & 6 more times (well, 5 times actually, as the last pregnancy before octuplets were twins). Then she went on to have the octuplets, which were actually 12 embryos originally, but 4 were expelled naturally. The octuplets are not Nadya’s children biologically, as donor eggs were also used for that procedure, but are hers gestation -ally, & the donor “fathers”, several were used, also unknown. Dr. Kamrava is the one who is responsible for all of this, as Nadya, being a psychiatric patient at the time, was not legally capable of giving consent to any of these procedures. Losing his licenses here in the US was not enough punishment for this evil doctor; he should have been made to compensate the children that are now suffering because their mother is not able to provide financially for them. Very sad, but all true…

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