As Trump continues to stink in the polls,
of course he will try to discredit them.
He doesn’t believe in the North Poll or the South Poll.
Even the polls of Polland are fake news.
Beware of shaving cream
and spray deodorant.
Coronavirus spreads by aerosols. 🙂
Trump is the ultimate VICE president.
A master of vice.
Taking insanity to a new level —
wearing masks that offer no covid protection.
Look on the bright side.
Our image of what is humanly possible is expanding
opening new opportunities for fiction.
Apparently, Trump believes
any Portland in a storm.
In the new socially-distanced normal,
you have no choice but to love yourself.
It’s boomtime for Pornhub.
In his speech today about the Trump virus,
the Idiot-in-Chief was proud
of all the viles the federal government has provided.
He didn’t have time to name them all.
But they include Trump himself and Barr, Pompeo, McConnell, Vos …
More vileness than the world has ever seen.
Conversation ten years from now —
“How did you spend the pandemic?”
“I don’t remember the bill, but I got back some change.”
Are you suffering from Trumpistis?
Not the Trump vius,
but the Trump sindrome.
The most common symptom is
perpetual, debilitating, excruciating
pain in the ass.
Trump’s new resort —
We can’t take any mar of this.
I’m surprised that Trump hasn’t started tweeting
about the Demoncratic Party
To be a GOP member,
you have to have congress with a whore.
Trump and his enablers are fedophiles,
repeatedly fucking up the federal government.
I’m an optimist.
When Trump is in prison
serving consecutive life sentences for treason
and negligent manslaughter,
I can imagine him finally doing something
for the good of mankind —
recording ads for Alzheimer’s and dementia charities
based on his personal experience.
By executive order,
satire and hornpipes are now banned.
Trump just heard
that Pan caused the pandemic.
Chore reminders for life under a Trump dictatorship:
Monday wash the clothes
Tuesday launder the money
Wednesday wash the brain.
“Post office” is a prophecy.
The new normal may not include
physical offices, only virtual ones.
Trump is addicted to power.
But I have faith that with the help of AA
he will quit
After 5 months of sequestration
I feel like Ben Gunn
marooned in a desert apartment
with a treasure of 3000 of the world’s greatest books —
lonely but delighted.
How many racists does it take
to change a whitebulb?
They don’t know how to change.
Even an infant number will screw it up.
Why doesn’t the Vice President
ask for reimbursement
of what he pays out-of-pocket?
He gets tremors thinking about
Recommended therapy for acute trumpitis.
Imagine a demented old man
with no knowledge of government
He’s a megalomaniac who thinks he’s above the law
and will do anything for personal power and profit.
Then imagine you wake up,
and the nightmare is over.
Trump is blatantly trying to rig the election.
That’s evidence that he is dead
and rigger mortis is setting in.
Trump left his balls at the golf course.
Product idea —
pinatas that are effigies of Trump,
with voodoo instructions.
Watching the Democratic Convention.
The beginning is moving, but like a funeral is moving. —
the funeral of the United States.
When Trump dies and his body stiffens,
he will finally be erected.
It takes a vile-age to make a Trump.
Posthumous pardon of Susan B. Anthony
is a good idea.
Trump should pardon her after he’s dead.
And that, hopefully, should be soon.
And the pandemic and the daily news every day is so much worse than the worst post-apocalyptic story or game…
We need a break…
At this point, an alien invasion would seem like good news.
Teachers forced to return to the classroom
during the pandemic
should wear HAZMAT suits.
That would send a clear message
to politicians, administrators, parents, and students
that school is not safe.
We need to move the elephant out of the room
and out of the White House.
Check the speaker lineup for the Rep. Convention.
Two little-known senators.
One Congressman (McCarthy).
No former president or nominee.
Not a single cabinet member.
Trump is a virulent infectious disease.
For self-protection everybody who is anybody in his party is distancing.
Joyce as prophet of Trump,
Finnegan’s Wake p. 177
But would anyone, short of a madhouse, believe it?
Neither of those clean little cherubim,
Nero or Nobookisonester himself,
ever nursed such a spoiled opinion of his monstrous marvellosity
as did this mental and moral defective…
During a pandemic
I just dreamt that Trump killed hmself,
jumping into the Grand Canyon. I
t felt so good when I woke up,
until I realized it was a dream.
The Kink of Evangelicals
did not fall well.
A nunnery is a habitat.
A strip club is an uninhibited habitat.
The White House is a habitat for inhumanity.
The nation is suffering from acid refucks.
The cause of the problem lies in the White House,
and is regurgitated by Fucks News.
His campaign slogan should be
“Fuck America first.
“Russia Do You Hear Me?”
Of course he’s qualified.
His every lie is qualified by another,
layer upon layer of quality liability.
He would not make a good witness.
He was a non-observant Christian
and like most Trump supporters
he didn’t have a clue what was going on.
Trump want to reign?
Well, give him free rain.
Rain on his parade until he drowns.
Trump’s strategy is basesick.
His base is sick.
Trump’s new home-made cure for covid —
Put the lie in the coconut and shake it all up.
title for movie about racial justice in america —
Black to the Future.
The people said,
“We want to be free.”
I’ll be happy to charge you a fee.”
All it takes is an S
to turn reign into resign.
That’s todays s-signment.
The Supreme Court should remove
Trump from office
on the grounds that his presidency
is cruel and unusual punishment
for everyone in the nation.