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NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl

NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl

Not everyone is celebrating Danica Patricks pole position qualifying run. Many of the other drivers are giving grief to Jeff Gordon on not beating Danica for that position. The irony that they qualified behind him is lost on many in the garage area.

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Conservatives Furious Over Historical Implications Of Mississippi Error

Conservatives Furious Over Historical Implications Of Mississippi Error

Due to an error in not filing documents stating Mississippi’s ratification of the 13th amendment ending slavery, historical references will now show that slavery ended under President Obama’s second term. Speaker of the House John Boenher stated, “How many lucky f#&%ing breaks can that guy get!”

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PETA Upset Over Mindy McCready Shooting Dog

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CPAC 2013 To Honor Westboro Baptist Church For Diversity Efforts

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Jesse Jackson Jr. To Run For Cell Block President After Sentencing

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Kim Jong-Un Follows Popes Lead – Announces Retirement

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Pope’s Retirement Sparks Criticism Amongst Cardinals

Pope’s Retirement Sparks Criticism Amongst Cardinals

The Pope’s sudden decision to retire has caused many of the members of the College of Cardinals to criticize his intentions. Many don’t believe the retirement fund contains any resources for an actual retired Pope, and there are many that are already referring to him as the newest member of the 47%.

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Georgia Mans Patience Tried By Household Cleaner

Georgia Mans Patience Tried By Household Cleaner

A Georgia man claims that he has been unable to go out in public and plans to sue the makers of popular Kaboom cleaner. He charges that he has been waiting for over 30 days for the quick acting foam cleaner to turn from blue to white so that he can rinse it off of his shower stall and has been unable to bathe due to the delay.

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NBC Drops SNL From Lineup After Jewish Group Protests Unaired Skit

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Asteroid Hits DirectTV Satellite, Xfininty Pulls All Discounts For Switching Over

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Poland Springs Stock Found In Rubio Investment Portfolio, Parched Or Sleaze?

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Joe Scarborough Speechless In Defense Of Conservative Idiocy

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