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Conference Attendee Changes Outfit Nine Times, Still Not Certain She’s “Dressy” Enough

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Steve Tyler Of Aerosmith Has Published His Autobiography

Erstwhile rocker and latter day Idol judge replacement Stephen Tyler has announced that he will soon release an autobiography. It’s quite an accomplishment, considering he’s never read a book in his life, but critics have already begun to pan the tome for its ostensible lack of Liv Tyler content, even from her early years.

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Penguins Confused About Why Humans Think They’re Adorable

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Woman Admits She Wants What She Cannot Have

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Lady Gaga May be Getting Married or Not

In a surprise turn of events, Lady Gaga today denied rumors that she was getting married, but hinted that she probably would get married. Those close to her say that she is contradicting herself as a way to throw off the scent of any paparazzi sniffing around.

Gaga admitted on the Graham Norton Show that she was not dating anyone because she was too busy, but further admitted that she was in a monogamous relationship with Canadian, Luc Carl, at some time. She said the relationship may even be ongoing, but she doesn’t know for sure. Continue Reading

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Gay Community Finally Admits Plan To Ruin The Sanctity of Marriage

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Lose Weight Fast with Cigarettes and Cocaine

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Facebook Status Wonders What an Update Has To Do To Get “Liked” Around Here?

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God Tells Noah He Really Should Have Opted for the Flood Damage on His Home Owner’s Policy

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Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven

Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him.
Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell!
Hey, where’s my 47 virgins?
Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!

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Republicans Claim It Was Ghost Of Reagon, Not Obama, Who Is Responsible For Osama’s Death

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New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy

Nearly two out of three Americans say that the poll they are currently taking is pointless and stupid.

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Bin Laden Dead, Trump Demands Long Form Death Certificate

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Mr. Trump- Being Overbearingly Arrogant Alone Is Not Enough Of The Character Fiber Needed To Be President

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American Spoof Writers Raked Over Coals by Queen Elizabeth

Those closest to Queen Elizabeth are saying that she is becoming quite upset with the way American satirists are cashing in on the upcoming nuptials between her grandson and Kate Middleton. Although she has long gotten over the rude treatment she has personally received from satirists for years, the Queen’s beef is against American writers who have no idea how to write a decent spoof that sounds remotely like a Brit would have written it. Continue Reading

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Al Qaeda Praises, Parents Council Lambastes “Battle Los Angeles”; Neither Have Seen It

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