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Jennifer Aniston Carrying David Cassidy’s Love Child

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Humpty Dumpty Attacked By Hordes Of Savage Kids On Easter Morning

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Sarah Palin has Epiphany:

“I just realized that I am never going to win a major election, so instead, I want to go to Haiti and help the poor folks who so desperately need it.”

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Populace Perplexed with Pope’s Platitudinous Approach to Pederast Problem

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Medical Researchers Discover Amazing Fact

Most Americans for Prosperity (AFP) members’ hearts are in the wrong place, but admit that surgery can’t correct the problem.

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Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Washington, DC

Half of Congress already reported to have applied for licenses.

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Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”

The famously chaste and modest “non-retard” Bristol Palin has chosen to take a large six-figure sum to appear on a reality show to prove that she’s just a regular girl from a regular family, just like the rest of middle…

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Psychic Killed Over Bad Fortune – Whoa, Who Saw that Coming?

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Kevin Smith Silently Kicked Out of Ceasar’s Buffet

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Rumors of Todd Palin’s Inupiat Mistress Leaked on Alaskan Blog

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