Category: Comics
Study: Indoor Cats Also Present Owners w/ Gifts (comic)
Indoor/outdoor cats are famous for bringing back trophies to their owners. Maybe it’s a dead bird, a half-eaten squirrel, or just a random noun from the yard, like bark or a tattered bit of tennis ball. A recent study has…
Allegedly Girthy Guys Refuse Fact-Check, Obviously (comic)
The overwhelming majority of us guys know that we’re between 6-10 inches in length, and we all swear it has nothing to do with the fact that women wouldn’t recognize a foot if it was stuffed into their own shoes….
Immigrants: Stop Stealing out Lowly Paid, Terrible Jobs No One Wants (comic)
We hear too often about immigrants “stealing our jobs,” but without enough context. Back east there are states that have passed strict anti-immigrant laws, and the tomatoes have rotted in the field with no one to pick them. So maybe…
Men Admit the Number One Thing They Love in Women (comic)
We’ve all been there, maybe not quite this explicitly, but the sentiments still remain. The vast majority of men love women, all women, in ways they can’t describe… at least, not out loud. Guys, we can pretend to be gentlemen…
Artist Refuses to Admit Art is Terrible (comic)
Okay, you guys have given me enough grief. No, these creatures don’t look like cats, but come on, I have no background in art. I’m the humor guy… oh, I’m not funny either? Well bummer for me. Even the cats…
Dog Escapes Yard, Discovers Nothing (comic)
Dogs seem so happy in the yard. All those chew toys and balls to play with, but it doesn’t stop them from burrowing under fences in search of greener, or in this case, identical pastures. I’m not saying dogs are…
I Judge You By Your Ignorant Font Choice (comic)
More than a decade ago, I saw a stupid sign with a stupid, stupid font. I judged them, pointed it out to my friend, and we shared a laugh… then this week I saw it again. Same stupid 90s font,…
Specialty Cats Bred Exclusively to be Creepy (comic)
If you’ve ever dated a girl with a cat, it’s likely you know how creepy and personal they can be all up in your business. If you’ve ever dated a woman with six cats, it’s likely you were doing charity…
Long-Term Unemployed Go Back for Degree, Pointless (comic)
This was originally written with the genders reversed, so don’t hate on me, bro or bro-sis. It’s recycled art, so I switched genders based strictly on where they were standing. The long-term unemployment problem of our youth is seriously problematic….
Even Dogs Can Be Politically Correct (comic)
Political Correctness is pretty annoying at times. Maybe I grew up in a different time, but why can’t I call a Dutchman a clog-stomping windmill-gypsy? And why can’t I call gypsies Greasy Dutchmen? Well dogs learn from us and our…