Author: jayge6
New Planet Discovered; Patriotic Americans Worry about Jobs
Scientists are still excited over the discovery of a habitable planet orbiting the nearby red dwarf star, Gliese 581. However, the discovery has many Americans wondering what the government plans to do in the event of an alien invasion. “We…
Despite Strong Support, Prop 19 Fails Due to Inaction, Dude
LOS ANGELES, CA – GlossyNews.com – Supporters of Proposition 19, which would have legalized, taxed and regulated the sale and use of marijuana in California, promised more action in future elections after suffering a defeat on either Tuesday or Wednesday…
Music-Composing Super Computer Deemed a Failure
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania – A scientist at a local university has declared his greatest achievement, a computer capable of composing original music, a complete failure. Dr. William T. Corn had been working for over fifteen years on the Artificial Music Operation Project,…
Unproduced Film Hailed as Chris Nolan’s Biggest Hit Yet
LOS ANGELES, California – After acheiving Blockbuster success with his film “Inception,” writer/director Christopher Nolan has done it again. Critics and fans are already hailing his new film as the greatest ever made. It has already made many critics favorites…