Author: Brian White
Plantation History is Black & White (comic)
I took a plantation tour, and my co-worker gave me hell about it. Never mind that it was a plantation owned by a free man of color, that it was hundreds of years ago, and that my white ancestors weren’t…
Gosh, This Cocaine Sure Smells Amazing (comic)
Know how some things just smell fantastic? Roses, fresh tennis balls, your own farts? It’s all the same, but for this guy, he just really loves the smell of cocaine, and as he huffs it up gram-by-gram, he continues to…
What’s the Best Thing About Being a Dog? (comic)
A well kept dog is generally a happy animal, but why is it so happy? Is it because of all the love you lavish upon it, or just because it can’t remember that you cut off its reproductive organs so…
Unconditional Love Granted, Conditionally (comic)
We all know what love is, it’s falling unconditionally in love with another person so that they can do no wrong… until, of course, they actually do wrong, then to hell with them! Amirite? The conditions on your love may…
Ever Wondered About the Gross Taste in Your Mouth? (comic)
Dogs are great, but also weird and sometimes a bit gross. You know how unpleasant it is when you burp up the taste of onion rings… yeah, well, imagine you have the diet of a dog. Personally, I’ve never had…
Man Falls in “Like”, Girlfriend Unamused (comic)
You ever met a girl you thought was really awesome? Like awesome enough you might even love, but you were afraid to say it? Well not saying it can hold risks as big as that of over-sharing your feelings. Maybe…
Domesticated Dog Claims to Slay Rabbit, Citation Needed (comic)
If you’ve ever let your cat outside, you’ve surely been presented with a trophy kill. Maybe a mouse, a bird, or a smallish neighbor child. Fair enough, lesser creatures need to be selected out. Dogs, on the other hand, are…
Why did the hipster shop at the thrift store (comic)
Hipsters are odd, unpredictable sorts of people. They do things that at the same time seem needlessly expensive and perfectly hobo-esque. There’s just no predicting them, and they like it that way. So why did the hipster shop at the…
Canine Bulemia Sweeping the Nation (comic)
Everyone wants to be thin and pretty, so it’s easy to see why our beloved dogs fall victim to the same sorts of pressure as humans. We could be thin by exercising self-restraint, or, you know, we could just jam…
How Many Ways Will You Take Shots/Shoots in New Orleans (comic)
We’ve all been in party situations, even if we haven’t been in unbridled places like Matazlan, Cabo or Ibiza for Spring Break. No matter, you likely know the value of a shot, even if it is second hand. This is…