Author: Brian White
Are Pets He/She… or IT? (comic)
This troubled me as a young kid. I referred to my dog as a “she” only to be corrected. My dog was apparently an “it”, even though I knew her gender… its gender? Well that’s the human perspective, so I…
Speak English or Go Home, This is ‘Merica (comic)
The turbo-patriots like to cling to some notion of America than never was, like saying we’re a Christian nation (we aren’t,) or that English should be our national language (it shouldn’t.) If you really want to lavish your founders with…
Non-Sexual Freinds Seek “Higher Level” w/ Obvious Results (comic)
Ever had that opposite-gender friend you were “just friends” with, and wanted to take it to another level? Well there is another level, but sadly, you’re probably not in the same place. Once you each spill the beans, there’s little…
Dog Likes Cat, Promptly Shamed (comic)
I once had a cat. I was too little to remember it. I had siblings though, and we fought like cats and/or dogs and/or cats & dogs. Normally it was fine, but sometimes it was… well let’s just say it…
Scientific Study Proves Cats Have No Sense of Humor (comic)
Sometimes you make a joke and it’s almost like your dog is right there with you. He doesn’t know what you said, but he’s in the moment. He gets it… the same can be said of cats precisely zero times…
Study: Men Will Say Anything for Sex Opportunity (comic)
If you’ve ever tasted alcohol, you know what it’s like to crave a sub-desirable person of the opposite sex, and if you’ve ever gotten to know them well enough, you know what it is to lie about who you are,…
Study Finds Lasers Effective for Hair Removal
Home waxing kits can be a great option for anyone who wants to keep skin fuzz-free without dropping big bucks at a salon for waxing or laser hair removal every few weeks. Unfortunately, without the right products, waxing at home can also get a little messy….
What Happens if You Don’t Worship Your Dog (comic)
Ever come home from what you thought was a normal day only to find your home utterly destroyed by the very beast you’d thought was supposed to be your best friend? Well either you lent your couch to a tweaker…
Surely There’s Some Value in a Tranny Club (comic)
I mean, I’m not sure there is, but when I went to New Orleans, my very own mother invited me to join her in a tranny club. Yes, a Chicks-with-Dicks club… I respectfully declined. It’s not that I’m not into…
Happy 4th of July, Especially if you’re a cat (comic)
‘Tis the time of year again, when children squeal with delight, parents take them to the emergency room, and medics of every stripe earn overtime pay. But you know who really loves the fourth of July? If you said used…