Month: August 2018
U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet
Author: Dan Geddes Published Date: August 5, 2018
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into…
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The Unofficial & Definitely Un-Presidential Meanings of ‘POTUS’
Author: rfreed Published Date: August 4, 2018
Our national beloved-love of acronyms has brought us a new term for our fearless Fuhrers. The term, which took me a while to understand (as everyone tells you acronyms but doesn’t bother to translate them for you!) is ‘POTUS’ –…