Day: November 28, 2012
Angus T. Jones Proves Sheen Wasn’t the Real Crazy
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: November 28, 2012 1 Comment on Angus T. Jones Proves Sheen Wasn’t the Real Crazy
Erstwhile chubster and modern day mini-hunk Angus T. Jones, best known as the child Charlie Sheen molested on Two and a Half Men made waves this week when he turned on his handlers and devoured whole his own career. The…
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White House Agrees To Texas Secession, Perry Now King
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: November 28, 2012 9 Comments on White House Agrees To Texas Secession, Perry Now King
In a surprising announcement late this evening, the White House announced it’s decision to let the state of Texas secede from the union. This was reportedly in response to the numerous signatures that were attached to a petition that was…