Yes Virginia, We’ll Protect Your Vagina

Planned Parenthood today issued a public announcement that they were no longer taking the continued attacks on their services lying down.

In a coordinated effort with several law groups, a new service being offered is to legally incorporate your uterus.

A well thought out plan that will effectively take the female reproductive organs from a personally owned depository for fetuses into a level on par with major corporations. Once the filing has been completed the female will then no longer need to fight against right wing interests for control over what her choices are. Read more Yes Virginia, We’ll Protect Your Vagina

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Cat Subconsciously Putting Own Sensibilities Onto Humans

INDIANAPOLIS – Having carried out little research into the species in question, 2-year-old Indianapolis cat, Mickey, continues to subconsciously put his own sensibilities onto humans – specifically his 29-year-old owner Matt.

Incorrectly determining that his overlord probably enjoys the sight of an expensive photo frame or delicate candle holder falling from the the top of the living room cabinet, the Russian Blue feline tested this theory Wednesday, prompting only a bitter response from the bipedal creature also known as “daddy”. Read more Cat Subconsciously Putting Own Sensibilities Onto Humans

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