Day: May 4, 2011
Posted in Serious Commentary
Obama Not Reading Book Upside Down When Bin Laden Killed
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: May 4, 2011 1 Comment on Obama Not Reading Book Upside Down When Bin Laden Killed
It has already started, the “What were you doing when you heard the news that Osama bin Laden was killed?” Most of us were getting ready for bed or already there on a Sunday evening when the news broke. Not…
Posted in Politics
Birthers Regroup After Minor Setback, Demand REAL Documents
Author: Juvenal Delinquent Published Date: May 4, 2011
Chastened by Obama’s release of the long form of his official birth certificate, leading proponents of the ‘birther’ movement (now officially dubbed ‘afterbirthers’) met today to rethink their strategy of trying to prove President Barack Obama is not a “natural-born…
Posted in Kidz Zone
Mutant 2nd Graders – A Terrifying, Formidable Force
Author: Joe Barnhart Published Date: May 4, 2011 1 Comment on Mutant 2nd Graders – A Terrifying, Formidable Force
The New York Stock Exchange rose 3,000 points yesterday when news finally reached the floor of mutant second graders taking charge of financial interests in this country. Investment adviser, William Buffington III was reported hiding in a restroom stall, quivering…