Month: May 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Found: Mummified Remains of Man Waiting for Facebook Comments
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: May 1, 2010 1 Comment on Found: Mummified Remains of Man Waiting for Facebook Comments
Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) –The mummified remains of a man waiting for comments to his clever face book post were found last Monday in a basement in Winnetka, Illinois. The desiccated body of Murray Stinsky, who had collected a total of…
Posted in World News
President Obama Detained at Phoenix Airport
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: May 1, 2010 2 Comments on President Obama Detained at Phoenix Airport
Phoenix, AZ (GlossyNews) -– President Barack Obama was detained for a brief period yesterday at the Phoenix, AZ Airport by TSA officials while police determined whether or not to arrest him for not having proper identification with him at the…
Posted in Human Interest
Vet Receptionist Loses Mind Upon Hearing Millionth Cutesy Pet Story
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: May 1, 2010
West Palm Beach, FL (GlossyNews) — Last Tuesday, Ida Roloff clutched her little “Poopsky,” and stood in front of the desk of busy veterinarian receptionist, Diane Wormer, known affectionately by her friends as “Dee.“ As they waited for the vet…