Day: April 14, 2010
Posted in Technology
Airplane Pilot Killed by iPod Listener Likely Never Heard Him
Author: toma29 Published Date: April 14, 2010
Jersey City, NJ (GlossyNews) — A man listening to his iPod while learning to ride a rental 1967 Schwinn Fastback 5-speed tried desperately to gear down as he approached the tarmac just minutes before a Boeing 747 was set to…
Posted in Human Interest
World’s Last Palestinian Dies in an Israeli Zoo
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 14, 2010 1 Comment on World’s Last Palestinian Dies in an Israeli Zoo
FUTUREFILE Israel, 2023 – The world’s last Palestinian, an old female named Afnan, has died in an Israeli zoo, eliminating the chance that any Arab will ever again be referred to as a “Palestinian.” Back in 2016, Afnan was found…
Posted in World News
Glossy News Wins Pulitzer Prize
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: April 14, 2010
Tonopah, NV Reuters — Humor news media titan Glossy News has won the Pulitzer in this year’s newly added “Best exploitation of a disaster” category. The committee cited GNN’s round the clock coverage from earthquake ravaged Hawaii. Media watchers were…