Month: March 2005
J-Lo’s Ass to Secede From the Union
After months of inflationary pressure and exterior expansion, sources close to J-Lo’s ass are reporting the beefy rump intends to secede from the main body of Ms. Lopez.
Posted in Sports Scandals
NAACP Resents NCAA Confusion
In a public statement issued Thursday the Washington DC chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People formally renounced any mistaken identity associated with the National College Athletics Association, despite their many similarities.
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