Did you know your sins can be absolved? Did you know your conviction can be overturned in the afterlife? Even if you’ve been sentenced to 15-consecutive life sentences, once you die, you’re absolved and free. That’s the power of Jesus.
You don’t have to live virtuously, just accept Him as your lord and savior. You can continue shooting smack, smacking your woman, and womanizing your neighborhood children… just so long as you love your Christ, accept him as the one true son of God, and maybe throw a few bucks at the church.
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I get missionaries at my door much too often, and I love sharing with them my vision of what their Christ is. They never seem to see it my way, but then again, if I wanted to share a vision with them eye-to-eye, they’d have to poke me in the eyes Three Stooge style just to make me sufficiently myopic.
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