Kings of the Tyrant Lizards? T-Rex Takes on Tremendous Tory Tripwire Tantrumistas!

NOTE FROM WALLACE:

The UK is well known for its political dinosaurs, but what about its cocaineaddled ‘needle and silver spoon’ brigade?????

After a two day drug-fuelled bender Rex senses a political opportunity and runs for Tory leadership.

Author: JF

Writer, poet, musician and composer. I write a silly poem with a badly drawn cartoon most days for my sanity. Published in magazines, first novel published in the UK this summer.

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