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Kings of the Tyrant Lizards? T-Rex Takes on Tremendous Tory Tripwire Tantrumistas!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: The UK is well known for its political dinosaurs, but what about its cocaine–addled ‘needle and silver spoon’ brigade????? After a two day drug-fuelled bender Rex senses a political opportunity and runs for Tory leadership.

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