Doctor Who Claims Responsibility For Malaysia Flight 370

At a press conference Sunday at BBC headquarters in London,  Gallifreyan Time Lord Doctor Who claimed missing Malaysia Flight 370 is with him.

“I landed the TARDIS in flight and asked the passengers and flight crew if they would like to be my companions for a season long journey through space and time…they voted yes,” said Who.

“We’ve already been to ancient Egypt, the eruption of Vesuvius, the birth of Christ and the Restaurant at the end of the Universe. Everybody is fine, they’re having a great time, no need to worry,” added The Doctor.

Asked where the plane was The Doctor said  “The TARDIS is much bigger on the inside than the outside,  it’s safely in my lower cargo hold.  The plane and humans will be returned to their planned destination after we finish filming the season finale.”

When a reporter queried “Who are you?” The Doctor coolly responded “Exactly!”

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Author: deeptrout

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9 thoughts on “Doctor Who Claims Responsibility For Malaysia Flight 370

  1. Well, Gallifreyan technology allows the TARDIS to be any size it needs to be. It’s got an olympic size pool below as well. I’m thinking right now it’s a time traveling, intergalactic Hilton.

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