As a Democrat, I am proud of my collection of presidents posing in the nude.
Up until 1850 or so, the pictures were oil paintings, except for a racy sculpture of Andrew Jackson beating his wife.
I suppose I’ll need a photo of Trump, although he’s hardly a president.
Putin probably has hundreds of Donald gamboling on soggy mattresses with his lovelies…
Videos would even be better…
Anybody out there who can introduce me to Vlad?????
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