14 Reasons Ben Carson is a Crazy Person (with video)

Dr. Ben Carson is catching up in some polls, and leading the pack in others. You may already know he’s a brain surgeon, but did you also know he’s a crazy person?

You don’t have to take it from me, though. Not when you’ve got the molten madness pouring directly out of his cuckoo-spouter.

This isn’t more “gotcha” journalism Republicans like to complain about. Well, I guess it is because it’s as easy and fair as anything which has come up in the debates.

I’m not going back 30 years and taking him out of context. In most cases I was able to track down his followup comments where he tried to clarify his position.

The short version is that Ben Carson thinks everything is like slavery, everyone is like Nazis, and he doesn’t understand how the Constitution works.

We can’t expect him to be brilliant about everything. I mean, he’s no rocket scientist.

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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