Florida Voters Stand Ready to Prevent Romney Zombie Apocalypse

GlossyNews.com – MIAMI – In a state plagued by natural disasters, exploding pythons, and the strangest politics on the planet, Florida voters are bracing for the latest horror — zombie apocalypse!

(This is a guest post from Rebecca Wakefield.)

Mindless walking dead consumed by a terrible hunger have been spotted in the Sunshine State, stalking residents preparing to cast their votes in the November election.

RIGHT: Oh how the elderly will just love their zombie nightmare. (CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE)

The creatures seem most drawn to youth, women and minorities and anyone in those groups are urged to take special precautions, such as traveling in large numbers to vote early, from Oct. 27 to Nov. 3. Failing that, Election

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Day is November 6th

The only way to stop the spread of what some are calling the Romney Zombie Apocalypse is widespread vaccination by casting a vote. Florida activists have put together a zombie survival guide with one simple message — vote — or prepare for the apocalypse.

We are asking all residents to arm themselves with facts and a voter check list.

See the instructional video smuggled out of the infected zone by brave survivors. A companion prevention guide created by the Florida Freedom PAC suggests ways to make a plan to get through the election alive. The guide can be found here.

http://www.flnewmajority.org/political-campaigns/item/2-romney-zombie-apocalpyse-prevention-campaign

Zombie Apocalypse Dos:

– Do Make a Plan to Vote Early
– Do Bring Photo I.D.
– Do Bring a Friend!

Author: Dexter Sinistri

Dexter Sinistri is a famously centrist writer who has worked as a Hollywood correspondent for a number of leading publications since 2005. Though once a photographer, Mr. Sinistri struck out as a writer on all things celebrity, and he likes to consider himself a tremendous asset to Glossy News, though by most accounts, he has fallen somewhat short of this effort.

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