GlossyNews.com – MIAMI – In a state plagued by natural disasters, exploding pythons, and the strangest politics on the planet, Florida voters are bracing for the latest horror — zombie apocalypse!
(This is a guest post from Rebecca Wakefield.)
Mindless walking dead consumed by a terrible hunger have been spotted in the Sunshine State, stalking residents preparing to cast their votes in the November election.
RIGHT: Oh how the elderly will just love their zombie nightmare. (CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE)
The creatures seem most drawn to youth, women and minorities and anyone in those groups are urged to take special precautions, such as traveling in large numbers to vote early, from Oct. 27 to Nov. 3. Failing that, Election
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Day is November 6th
The only way to stop the spread of what some are calling the Romney Zombie Apocalypse is widespread vaccination by casting a vote. Florida activists have put together a zombie survival guide with one simple message — vote — or prepare for the apocalypse.
We are asking all residents to arm themselves with facts and a voter check list.
See the instructional video smuggled out of the infected zone by brave survivors. A companion prevention guide created by the Florida Freedom PAC suggests ways to make a plan to get through the election alive. The guide can be found here.
http://www.flnewmajority.org/political-campaigns/item/2-romney-zombie-apocalpyse-prevention-campaign
Zombie Apocalypse Dos:
– Do Make a Plan to Vote Early
– Do Bring Photo I.D.
– Do Bring a Friend!
Republican zombies.
The picture should say it all.