In recent polls, President Obama continues to lead with several key demographic categories: women, blacks, Hispanics, gays, people under 25, people over 25, people who can do basic math, people who can identify Canada on a map, and people who can remember as far back as the year 2008.
But Governor Romney holds a narrow lead with the several key demographic groups: Mormons over 75, polo team owners, Goldman Sachs hedge fund managers, Rush Limbaugh, people who have never heard Romney speak, and Jesus.
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And Romney can now add the following key target demo: comatose unregistered voters. Says Romney campaign co-chair, Viscount Reginald Harrison Ellington III, esquire, “we are excited about this latest poll.
If America’s comatose voters regain consciousness and are able to register prior to November 6, we think this could give us just the lift we need to change the outcome of the election.”
A spokesperson for comatose unregistered voters was unavailable for comment.
Tim, I’m pretty sure the GOP can send over their contractors to register them even if they don’t recover. Just out of curiosity, do they have state issued photo id?
You’re an idiot.