Prop 8 SCOTUS Vote Jerks GOPTea© Full Circle

WASHINGTON DC —GlossyNews There’s a small but rising fear in some GOPTea© circles that if SCOTUS agrees that California’s Prop 8 is unconstitutional, Romney will lose a very effective rallying point for evangelical conservatives.

The GOPTea© say they’ve been giving a lot of consideration lately to the possibility that a SCOTUS blow to the law could bring out Obama’s base to vote, but stop the urgent need of their own activists.

An unnamed evangelical operative in the campaign explained off-camera to FOX NEWS earlier this week, “Life without Prop 8 is the one last positive legal effect that Obama could have on the country. If SCOTUS declares P–8 unconstitutional, it puts the GOPTea© on its knees in the November election. One big suckfest.

He continued, “If the court overturns it, up to 10 million GOPTea© activists will not be eagerly pushing their one-sided hetero marriage issue. Romney claims he can’t afford to lose any votes over this issue.”

Romney said publicly on Thursday, “As your ever-humble president, on my first day in office I will dismantle Barack Obama’s illogical support of state-based, same sex marriage. I will replace it with my own gutsy, faith-based, secretly Mormon-approved gay marriage Federal legislation. I’m calling this RomneyGay.”

The GOPTea© leaves seem to be saying this RomneyGay clock is ticking, and some GOPTea©s fear that they may be seen as out of touch on their own closeted same sex marriage plans.

“With the new RomneyGay, same sex marriages are going to skyrocket overnight,” Rep. Aaron Schock (GOPTea©-IL) said. “I am personally pleased that RomneyGay is the rule of the land and the GOPTea© now recommends gay marriage. I will now call my own personal press conference addressing this issue on Monday.”

A former Idaho GOPTea© Senator wrote his anonymous comment by email, “If Prop 8 is struck down and we don’t have our own ducks in a row, it’s like, be careful which stall you choose, kid.”

Author: BobZaguy

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