Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song.
Commies Gonna Hang
Looked out over Moscow
And my heart skipped a beat
The Counter-Revolution runs like a bitch in heat
You’re gonna hang
Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang
With a liberty free like a big wide noose
And Commies oh you know you’re gonna hang!
Do you see the Korean Gulags
How they foam and run with blood
The screams of Kimmie’s princelings flood across the mud
You’re gonna hang
Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang
With liberty free as a wide blue sky
Oh Commie boys, you know you’re gonna hang
Now Antifa have bleeding skulls from Based Stick Man.
Their blood mingles with the bleeding of the Alt-Right Taliban
You’re both gonna hang
Oh fash ‘n’ antifa, you know you’re gonna hang
We trample the hammer and sickle and your eagle too
Cos see you twin plagues, you know you’re gonna hang
The ISIS Caliph frowns as he sits and quakes
Even the black tower of Raqqah soon will freely shake
You’re gonna hang
Oh chopper boys you know you’re gonna hang
With liberty fresh as a clean smooth Dick
Oh chopper boys, you know you’re gonna hang
Hillary murmurs and mutters as she casts her spells
McCain pimpin’ selfies with them evil hounds of hell
You’re gonna hang
Oh neocons you know you’re gonna hang
With liberty’s roar and a war crimes tribunal
Oh neocons, you know you’re gonna hang!
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(No reply from Billy and Woodie as of yet…)