Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016

After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue 2016?

Faced with an unending barrage of Twitter ridicule, Hillary grunts:

We can’t sue 2016? Well, it depends on what ‘2016’ is.

Then again, it also depends on what ‘can’t’ and ‘we’ and ‘sue’ is, as well.

Bill Clinton backs her up against misogynistic critics, who are only ridiculing her brave and inspiringly innovative idea #BECAUSESHESAWOMAN.

Other leading Democrats suggest that if only your heart and will and motivation are in the right place, then there is no conceivable end to what wonders you can achieve.

Trump, Steve Bannon, and Alt-Right Twitter worry such rhetoric is a little fascistic in character.

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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