Tag: Valentine's Day
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BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!
A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…
Alternative Valentine’s Day Odes from Trimjay (ED: NSFW!)
ED: Welcome, Trimjay! This is his first post. Not for the easily offended… I mean like, jussayin. I’m single this year… Roses are beautiful,Often they’re red.But you’re fat and uglyAnd I wish you were dead. Roses are redBut she’s got…