Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System

Trump and White House apologist Sarah Huckabee-Sanders has gone from eager apologist to wholly soulless sack of human garbage in less time than a newfound junkie has, but today she’s taken it to a new level.

“Talk to the hand!” said the internally and extrenally ugly daughter of Arkansas governor Mike (anything for approval) Huckabee. Read more Sarah Huckabee-Sanders Unveils New “Talk To the Hand” Rapid-Response System

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting.

“Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone.

“Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily pulled paperwork out of his attache case. Looking up and glancing around the room, he hushedly asked his Secret Service men, “Did this room get cleared for bugs? We can’t afford to get any fake news leaks started today.” Read more We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

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