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Chapter 14: Metaphysical Genocide (Honest Adolph, Volume III)

Honest Adolph finally set the phone down. Troubled and tormented, The Electric Quaker gazed at his half-ironic John Woolman volume. Such a pioneer!

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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here.

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.”

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Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave.

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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph.

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Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto the Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The imam frowned as Jim gazed up at him innocently.

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Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!

UPDATE (05 JAN 2020): The following is no longer up to date. Keep following Glossy News to find out more about the impending re-release of the novel. This time, all three volumes will be included in one.

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Chapter 7: Thicker than My Father’s Arms (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Willow.

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Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER!

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Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Alaska was cold at this time of year.

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