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Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)


Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’

But so far, he is still breathing.

Wonder why? 😉

I’m a Beltway guerrilla

Trade wars to the highest seller Read the full story

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Moose Take Aim on Chickenhawk Ted Nugent


POINT BARROW, Alaska (GlossyNews) — Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in a tither since his concert posters were first put up. Their anger is over the fact that the long haired and semi psychopathic Nugent is a famous hunter as well, one who seems to deem it an almost religious undertaking.

“The shooting of animals for sport and meat is a God given virtue that He has given unto man. We are meant to have dominion over the earth and its denizens. That means we have the right to blow them into teensy little pieces if we want to.” Read the full story

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