Tag: political scandals
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CIA Digs up Dirt on President Trump, Forms New Planet
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: January 7, 2017
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–In response to President-elect Donald Trump’s denigrating the American intelligence community, the CIA dug up a planet of dirt on Trump, altering the Earth’s gravitational field. The American intelligence community was united in its assessment that Russia hacked…
Catholic Congressman Steals Pope’s Water Glass
Author: Dan Geddes Published Date: October 20, 2015
WASHINGTON – Congressman James Bath took advantage of his proximity to Pope Francis during his address to Congress to steal the Pope’s water glass and gulp some of the sacred Washington, DC tap water. Luckily when the Pope’s throat went…