Tag: nature
You Can Take a Hike
Author: Tim Jones Published Date: July 19, 2018
Lately, whenever someone invites me to go hiking, my response is usually: “You can take a hike.” That’s because, I really don’t care for hiking. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not lazy. Okay, maybe that’s a lie. But I used to…
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Wild Animals of America Party Accuses Republicans of Thinking Too Much
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: January 2, 2014
Dateline: WASHINGTON—The Wild Animals of America Party began as an offshoot of the GOP, railing against big government for interfering with the divinely ordained inequalities in nature. “Let the natural struggle in the marketplace sort everything out,” said WAA’s founder…