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Trump Riled He’s Not on Anon’s KKK List


Presidential hopeful and media prostitute Donald Trump took to Twitter Thursday evening, erupting at not being included in the Hacktivist organization Anonymous’ KKK list.

The billionaire Trump, whose campaign has revolved around deporting over 11 million illegal aliens if he’s elected President, insisted that he was deliberately omitted from the list in an attempt by Anonymous to attack his character. Read the full story

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Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree


Confederate flags are wreaking havoc all over America. In Asheville, North Carolina, a Confederate flag walked into a school and impaled itself through three students.

An unidentified Confederate flag vandalized a reservoir in San Francisco, wasting millions of gallons of water in the drought-stricken area.

One Confederate flag was seen clinging to the roof of an out of control Dodge Charger speeding through a road construction site in Georgia. Read the full story

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KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About


Previous version published on thespoof.co.uk, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.”

Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes.

The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. Read the full story

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NAACP officially changes name


Baltimore, MD. — In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA.

The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday, commenced with the new tradition of “Hail NAAAA.”

When reporters tried to reach out to the Obama administration to discuss this historic day, the president was only half interested. Read the full story

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Bleach Shortage In Kentucky Making KKK Gray


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KKK Allows More Gays than Boy Scouts


The Boy Scouts of America has announced that they are considering thinking about the possibility of forming an exploratory committee to allow gays among their ranks. But the Klan has been doing that for decades.

Boy Scouts of America has long been famous for three things. Merit badges, prohibiting gays from service, and gay sexual abuse among its rank and file. And we do mean rank. Read the full story

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KKK Reps Surface to File Anti-Anti-Hate Lawsuit


Tuscaloosa, AL – Glossy News – In what legal scholars are calling a possibly precedent changing landmark case, the KKK this week launched a challenge against organizations that “think they can out-hate [their] white agenda,” according to a brief filed in the 4th District Federal Court. The KKK lawsuit, in partnership with the ever-helpful ACLU, seeks a bold new definition of free speech. Read the full story

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