Posted on 17 February 2017.
1. Don’t say REAL MEN DON’T RAPE! That’s essentialist!
But men shouldn’t rape…?
2. OMG! Stop comparing the Brotherhood to ISIS!
But they’re theocrats…
OMG! #Hashtag, not all moderate political Islamists! Read the full story
Posted in Education, Human Interest
Posted on 04 February 2017.
Anarchists are getting pissed because the role of the honest anarchist is becoming a pitiful, diluted version of itself. Once proud agitators, archduke whackers and bomb chuckers, they are now being eclipsed by these neo-anarchists who agitate by proxy for profit. Meaning they get paid well for getting other people to do the dirty work.
I now belong to the group called Anarchist Against Anarchy (Please don’t try to turn it into an acronym and then call me to come tow your car). A real anarchist never truly wanted to destroy everything. Tom can never catch Jerry. We know better. But this new cadre doesn’t care. They are doing it for money and fame. Historically, the most lethal combination of desires. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Serious Commentary, Top Stories
Posted on 02 December 2016.
NOTE FROM WALLACE:
Thanks to M.C. Newberry for permitting republication of his poem as a guest post here at Glossy News!
You’ll find them among most types of mob
With shuttered mind and open gob.
You’d be forgiven for wondering what they do for a living
When they prefer to be taking rather than giving. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 13 August 2016.
Here are several hilarious scientific-socialite shitticisms I learned not so long ago from the Hyde Park Radical Hipster Kool-Aid Community of Yorkshire.
(By the way, before you ask, yes: they were all bitter, middle aged white boys with a massive, ice-pick-flavored vanilla-chip on their shoulder): Read the full story
Posted in Entertainment, Opinon/Editorial, Politics
Posted on 17 May 2016.
Radical moderate-political-Tory-ist and overgrown Trotskyite hooligan Iain Duncan Smith has finally rediscovered his radical roots. Frustrated with the petit-bourgeois false consciousness of the ideologically conditioned intellectuals (i.e. recent graduates!) in the civil service, he has threatened to
smash, uh, ‘break up’ the Treasury. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, World News