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Donald Rumsfeld Emerges from Underground Lair asking, “Am I no longer the most evil Donald?”
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: April 13, 2020 Leave a Comment on Donald Rumsfeld Emerges from Underground Lair asking, “Am I no longer the most evil Donald?”
Suspected reptillian and confirmed demon Donald Rumsfeld, the gleeful architect of no fewer than all deaths in the Middle East (2001-2009) permitted the light of day to wash across his face in a rare instance of seeming mortality Wednesday. “Wait,”…