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Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!

Hysterical overfed chufterstain and perpetually confused London superluvvie Boris Hugh Coogan Lily Lineker De Pfeffel Johnson has recently lamented the lack of business investment that is seriously hindering his coke-ridden Brexit Boom he promised and/or threatened us with a few…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Highly-Strung Cokehead Who Says “F**K Business!” Worried Nobody Wants to Invest in His Country!
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Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”

Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”