Never Trust a Fart

A wife returned home from work to find that her husband had become a victim of skid marks in his under garments yesterday evening, after he trusted a fart and allowed it to access the living room.

The incident happened at about 4:17pm after the man, who, for legal and embarrassment reasons, cannot be identified, had reportedly been ‘holding it in’ since the beginning of his carpool with co-workers.

It is thought that the man in question is unharmed, if not a little relieved, and has visited the bathroom.

It is important that you always check the identity of a fart before allowing it onto the premises.

For further help with how to identify a fart and what to do if you think it is something bigger, please visit www.nevertrustafart.com

Author: Bee

Jack of all trades, master of none.

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