Dozens of Psychics Warn ‘Something Big’ About to Happen

Somewhere (GlossyNews) — Wednesday was a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that “something big” is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said “it is big, really big.”

Reporters were asking all the right questions, but the psychics were very vague. “Is it another volcanic eruption?” asked one reporter. “Could be,” replied one psychic. “Could there be another terrorist attempt on Americans?” asked another reporter. “I am thinking that it might be something big like that, but maybe not specifically that,” replied another psychic.

In all, thirty or so psychics gave their impressions of the vibrations they felt strongly during the noon hour on Wednesday. One psychic who is particularly sensitive to seismic activity said that she felt that sometime in the near future, there was going to be another earthquake, but when asked where it would be and how strong it would be, all she could tell us was that it was going to be big, maybe not big like the one in Haiti, but maybe bigger than the one in Chile; she just couldn’t say.

One frustrated reporter finally gave up. “I’m going shopping today for one of those eight balls that gives you “yes” or “no” answers to your questions because quite honestly, I have a better chance of getting a straight answer with that gizmo than with some of these so-called psychics.”

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6 thoughts on “Dozens of Psychics Warn ‘Something Big’ About to Happen

  1. I feel something in my gut. Something very very big is around the corner? Perhaps contact from another advanced civilization or the Rapture.

  2. I think that last reporter they mentioned is a jerk. The mediums can’t give you specific explanations like that for their readings ARE vague, so that what they tell you. At least their giving you somekind of information. When something big does happen, wont they be surprised.

  3. well there was an earthquake in indonesia last night that triggered a tsunami warning…

  4. I just found this site. I like this post, lol ~ thanks P.
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  5. I predict something medium will happen soon. I can’t figure out exactly when, but it’ll be here before you know it! So be prepared!

    Useless BS.

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