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How to End a Relationship (comic)

How to End a Relationship (comic)

If you’ve ever been in a relationship that was good, but not great, you surely know the feeling… why not just end it?

Turns out there’s an easy way to do it. Just insult the unholy b’jeebers out of your partner, share one final night of hateful, ugly, regret sex, and call it good enough.

This comic illustrates one way to do exactly that, though prices and participation may vary.



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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


2 Responses to “How to End a Relationship (comic)”

  1. Rob Robrob says:

    I’ve said plenty of dumb things in relationships before. Nothing quite this dumb, but awfully close. Looking back I just can’t believe it… and that I still got some play after saying such stupid things.

  2. I wish I had the stones to say this. I just sputtered and clumsily ended things. like a coward. this is how you go out with style.


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