Pelosi Vows to Shorten Abortion Waiting Period to a Year

CHICAGOLAND, Illinois (GlossyNews) — With the advent of National Socialized Medicine, Democratic supporters squeaked in a provision that allows free abortions upon demand for any women who desires one.

Cited as free choice and a right of all women, the Pelosi sponsored amendment was added at the last moment once it was discovered that Congress had the necessary votes to pass an unpopular bill which is vastly unsupported by a vast majority of Americans. Many simply state they like our present healthcare the way it is…The best in the world.

Dubbed the No Fetus Can Beat Us amendment, the prospects of having additional millions of dead, unborn babies lifted the spirits of the exhausted and beleaguered Democrats who fought into the wee hours of the morning for the implementation to include the provision.

With the free healthcare initiative, abortions will be freely given to any US citizen from the age of 12 to 65. Anyone requiring an abortion over the age of 65 will be required to seek the abortion in Canada, but will have to pass GO and collect $200.00.

Anticipating an overflow of women too lazy to practice family planning, the abortion waiting list is currently over eighteen months. Speaker Pelosi vowed to shrink the waiting time for an abortion from 18 months to around a year.

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