Virginia may ostensibly be for lovers, but recent legislation sought to restrict exactly which kinds of love that could be. Specifically, they wished to ban sodomy.
This would mean no oral varieties or hinterlands sorts, but the bill was struck down. According to this comic, not everyone is happy with the decision, though perhaps not for the reasons you’d imagine.
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Oh Fabiola. I feel you, really I do. I agree with about (nay exactly) half of what you said. Back door is no bueno… front door, however… is just. It's like magic.
Fun? FUN? Some of us don’t actually like those things. Butt and mouth is only the sort of thing a select few find “fun”, and I am certainly not among them. If you are that’s fine for you, but keep that stuff to yourself.
That Virginia says they are For Lovers though and then moves to outlaw sodomy is pretty funny though.