Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite

Chelyabinsk, Russia – Scientists have located a large chunk of the Chelyabinsk meteorite that came crashing down in Siberia on February 15, causing injuries in this small village in the Ural region of Russia.

The fragment was recovered from Lake Chebarkul by astronomers from the Ural Federal University and brought immediately to an undisclosed location for further examination.

News of a strange encryption on a large part of the meteorite indicates that this is no ordinary rock from outer space, but could possibly hold the key to the question “are we alone in the universe?”

The scientists who first discovered the writings, which they are calling space hieroglyphics, say it could be nothing more than etchings from space debris that have mysteriously formed into some type of language. However, until a cryptologist can take a look at the rock and determine if there is any rhyme or reason to the markings, Russian officials are calling the find unremarkable.

If Russian President, Vladimir Putin has his way, however, we may never know what this rock says. Putin has agreed to have the rock, said to be about the size of a Russian wrestler’s fist, blasted to bits and pieces of it given to the winners of gold medals in the Olympics. The scientific community as a whole was aghast at such a proposition given the enormity of such a find.

Said Putin when asked if he would truly endanger the survival of such a message from space for a few lousy space nuggets, he replied simply “da.”

As in da Vinci, perhaps?

PHOTO courtesy of: Cheljabinsk superbolide and meteorites/Svend Buhl

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24 thoughts on “Strange Hieroglyphics Found on Russian Meteorite

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  7. Svend, I am working on it as we speak. I didn't have a source before. Someone else may have posted the same photo without attribution, and I picked up from there. I apologize. I always try and give proper credit or contact owner of photo. I assume it is ok to use your photo with the story? If not, please let me know immediately. You should see attribution within the day. Again, so sorry for the slight. I finally found your website and find it fascinating. Here is the link for anyone else who is interested:

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