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(GN Video) Class is Temporary, but Fraud is Permanent! Spyder and Rocky’s Eternal Car Scam

(GN Video) Class is Temporary, but Fraud is Permanent! Spyder and Rocky’s Eternal Car Scam

Note from Wallace:

Mainstream car dealers are sooooo mainstream.

Sure, you can go to some massive Ford dealership with some cigar-chomping asshole who doesn’t give a ___ about ya!

But why not really break the mold and go to some inexplicably miniature second-hand car salesman who really, really, REALLY doesn’t give a… well, whatever! It’s all about spin!

And speaking about spin, the wheels nearly come off when our Rocky ‘n’ Spyder try to flog the best of their wares.

(Uhhh, that was a metaphor.

Well, kind of.

-Ish.

Anyhoo! Enjoy the ride, my friends!)

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P.S.

On Tuesday October 10, we’ve got some unbelievable car-related news from Saudi Arabia that you definitely won’t have heard about! Something to do with women and human rights…

And it’s definitely not what you think!

Catch it soon!

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Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he’s published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


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