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Tea Party Demonstrators Call For Lower Taxes, Smaller Vocabulary

Tea Party Demonstrators Call For Lower Taxes, Smaller Vocabulary

WASHINGTON D.C. – Throughout a rousing rally on Capitol Hill Tuesday, hundreds of Tea Party demonstrators – voicing their disapproval of Barack Obama’s presidency – championed the idea of lowering taxes and downsizing the nation’s vocabulary.

Speaking over a bullhorn, Tea Party stalwart Terry Higgins gave a damning criticism of what he perceived as the Obama administration’s attempt to expand the size of the national lexicon, with repeated use of words like “vitriolic,” “insatiable,” and “rationale.”

“We need rid of Obama, y’hear me?” said Mr. Higgins, in a notably prosaic speech. “There are too many people in this great country who rely on words to get by. We must do whatever it takes to stop that.”

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Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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One Response to “Tea Party Demonstrators Call For Lower Taxes, Smaller Vocabulary”

  1. Sheree says:

    These people are “fixin’” to vote and can’t be sidetracked by looking up words in the dictionary.

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